I seriously love this gif its so adorable spy just shaking his head over scout who cant get out of the chair i just….
this is so accurate i mean like one time at a friend’s we all started laughing over stupid pick-up lines then switched into discussing our deepest fears i just wtf is it something in the air at night
this vine is better than all of paranormal activity
this is painfully accurate.
|—||the party, upon being confronted by giant centipedes (via outofcontextdnd)|
The following is a white blood cell chasing a bacterium. It eventually ends up swallowing it. The following white blood cell is specifically a neutrophil. They end up ingesting the microbe a process known as phagocytosis.
if u have a crush on me i have one question: what made u lower ur standards so much
apparently e.l. james called former child star mara wilson (matilda) a “sad fuck” for critiquing the 50shades books a while ago and now there’s a feud. i love it.
this gives me hope.
mara wilson is also the faceless old woman who lives in your home, so you know she’s got your best interests at heart
there needs to be like, 1000% more non-binary characters everywhere
I asked Cecil Baldwin last night if he wanted to try on one of my dresses. He paused for a split second, and said, “Yes. Yes I do.” (at Chan Centre for the Performing Arts)
got bored and decided I needed one of my favorite Welcome to Night Vale tweets as a cross stitch